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whatever money you have got raked up....spare change and whatnot....call the book and bet a 2 game parley.....the win streak starts now. If i am wrong....ill gladly take a week ban.

Jack Blasingame, II

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A week ban isn't long enough for how lame the setup was to this.

Just leave now.

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whatever money you have got raked up....spare change and whatnot....call the book and bet a 2 game parley.....the win streak starts now. If i am wrong....ill gladly take a week ban.

Jack Blasingame, II

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whatever money you have got raked up....spare change and whatnot....call the book and bet a 2 game parley.....the win streak starts now. If i am wrong....ill gladly take a week ban.

Jack Blasingame, II

Perma ban is a much better wager.

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What reputation?

World renowned janitor... didn't you hear?

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World renowned janitor... didn't you hear?

God forbid he loses that. People might think he pumps gas or something.

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If you lose, you should just donate $50 to SECTalk instead.

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If you lose, you should just donate $50 to SECTalk instead.

But thats gas money for his scooter for like 3 months.

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Large Marge if only Wade Wilson had found you instead of that comely lass he is now with.

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If you lose, you should just donate $50 to SECTalk instead.

Haven't you heard though? He's on a fixed income.

It apparently stems from an incident where he hid in the closet, shirtless, while Bear Bryant was taking a s--te, and then he snuck out of his closet and yelled WDE to Bryant, who then asked him for some toilet paper, to which Jack refused, to which Jack received his injury for which he is on a fixed income.

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Large Marge if only Wade Wilson had found you instead of that comely lass he is now with.

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Ah Benny! a buddy of mine Overtheroadtruckdriver from Hogville (where we post a lot and my furst bored) applied to be a member...can you grease the tracks on that.....

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oh jesus. The Dickson Street Tavern is about to overrun this joint.

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Otr will not cause any problems jacob....ill stake my reputation on that 2

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Ah Benny! a buddy of mine Overtheroadtruckdriver from Hogville (where we post a lot and my furst bored) applied to be a member...can you grease the tracks on that.....

He's already been confirmed. What's the problem?

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whatever money you have got raked up....spare change and whatnot....call the book and bet a 2 game parley.....the win streak starts now. If i am wrong....ill gladly take a week ban.

Jack Blasingame, II

John L.? That you? No wonder you're bankrupt.....

:trollface:

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Ah Benny! a buddy of mine Overtheroadtruckdriver from Hogville (where we post a lot and my furst bored) applied to be a member...can you grease the tracks on that.....

The next step in this pattern.... OvertheRoadTruckDriver posts a letter to the board on behalf of TD being a standup citizen.

Look it up. I've seen it on 3 different boredz

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Otr will not cause any problems jacob....ill stake my reputation on that 2

Still with this reputation thing?

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The next step in this pattern.... OvertheRoadTruckDriver posts a letter to the board on behalf of TD being a standup citizen.

Look it up. I've seen it on 3 different boredz

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