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The Random Thought Thread

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Why is my poop green after I eat or drink anything involving grapes? Why damn it?

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I'm still pretty new, I've gotten along quite well with JoeGator, Tider27, and TheRealBrave.

Anyway, to post a few random thoughts...

I have a canker sore right on my uvula. It's driving me INSANE.

On to a more serious vent, there was a guy I used to be pretty good friends with on Facebook, but now he's starting to get on my nerves because he and a friend of his keep bad-mouthing atheists ("They're ruining the country!", "They mislead people, how can I respect them?", and more).

Just really upsets me, because the only people I've come out to about my atheism are my mom, my brother, a handful of my closest friends, and friends on other internet sites that I will likely never meet. Heck, I made a joke about religion (because other people have made jokes about race and sexism, like that's not as bad) in the 'You Raff You Lose' thread and I got neg-repped and 'sneered at' for my ideology.

Anyway, more positive thoughts... going back to UF on Friday. And this video always makes me happy for some reason, haha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubLlx0tonSM

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DEEP THOUGHTS BY JACK HANDY

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."

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I wonder if every married man my age, whose been married as long as I have, has thoughts of infidelity. Not just lust from a distance "damn I'd bang her" as you walk through Wal-Mart type thoughts, but those "If any chick relatively good looking even remotely shows interest, I'd bail off in it" type thoughts.

And then I wonder what ingredient in Rum makes me share these thoughts with my innerweb friends.

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It's just the mahl, brah.

Hey brah a friend turned me on to Legion of Mary awhile back its Jerry and Merle Saunders you may have heard if not check it out. I even seen Jerry live followed awhile back in the 90s couldn't believe I hadn't heard this.

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Man what's a guy got to do to get some hate thrown this way??

And yes cianne was a great poster. I talked with him yrs ago about law school. Really knowledgeable. Benny has talked with me abt the subject as well.

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Ever stopped and pondered what will happen if there really is nothing after this life.....Scares the hell out of me.

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Why does everything good in life give you cancer?

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Why is it every time I try to bang a black girl I end up striking out...dammit the one race I can never nail

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Ever stopped and pondered what will happen if there really is nothing after this life.....Scares the hell out of me.

Don't be scared. If you only get one chance - in anything - MAKE THE BEST OF IT!

Why couldn't Ole Miss just get a REAL black bear?

The holes in my jaws are hurting tonight. XP

What could I post that would seem like a funny and/or intelligent random thought?

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Why is it every time I try to bang a black girl I end up striking out...dammit the one race I can never nail

I've snagged one. She let me do pretty much anything I wanted. Including never call her again.

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I've snagged one. She let me do pretty much anything I wanted. Including never call her again.

I've got one that's married and wants to cheat on her husband with me. Problem OS I have a gf and a conscience and can't cheat on her...oh well.

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10/1 vandyfan has a whole closet full of flat bill hats...

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WWhat would MCD if he had marteen alone in a closet for 7 minutes?

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Dude, there's some personal stuff in this thread. I kinda dig it to be honest.

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I often wonder if I have any kids out there in the world runnin around...

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Anyone else willing to make a deal to live forever? I am. F#ck it. I love living.

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Anyone else willing to make a deal to live forever? I am. F#ck it. I love living.

I agree.

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On a side note; Is anyone else pissed that the promises of the 1980's era SciFi movies didn't pan out?

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Why is it every time I try to bang a black girl I end up striking out...dammit the one race I can never nail

You and me both, bruh.

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I love my new bike

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like most, I take a morning s--t as part of my morning ritual and for years I have always blown my nose while Im sitting on the terlet...........so now, like a Pavlonian response, as I approach any terlet, my nose starts running

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On to a more serious vent, there was a guy I used to be pretty good friends with on Facebook, but now he's starting to get on my nerves because he and a friend of his keep bad-mouthing atheists ("They're ruining the country!", "They mislead people, how can I respect them?", and more).

Just really upsets me, because the only people I've come out to about my atheism are my mom, my brother, a handful of my closest friends, and friends on other internet sites that I will likely never meet. Heck, I made a joke about religion (because other people have made jokes about race and sexism, like that's not as bad) in the 'You Raff You Lose' thread and I got neg-repped and 'sneered at' for my ideology.

I can't take Atheists seriously either. Sorry man.

You have to have an absolutely enormous ego and a huge faith in mankind to be an athiest.

Didn't anyone ever teach you not to talk about politics or religion?

Looks like there is a bout of Jungle Fever going around SECTalk....

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