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A. Pilgrim

Who else is in on the Anti-Auburn Conspiracy?

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I was listening to a local radio station yesterday in which they had some fun with what they perceived as conspiracy theories permeating the Auburn media. They were claiming that, according to the Auburn media- the conspiracy has reached epic proportions, involving everyone under the sun regardless of how unrelated the individual might appear on the surface.

So, they invited people to call in and tell them who else is involved in the conspiracy? The point of the game was to use a "seven degrees of separation" type approach to try and paint EVERYONE as in on it.

I only caught the last couple of callers, but some of those I heard was Dan Hawkins (how he was jealous that Chizik did in one year what he couldnt do in his entire tenure at Colorado, also he still holds loyalties to Boise St, and by bringing down Auburn, he was assisting Boise St into the national championship) as well as Steve Spurrier (bitter after losing to Cam / Auburn, also a former UF player / coach, still feels bitter that Cam left UF and succeeded elsewhere)

So, you get the point of the game...

Now tell us- who else is in on the vast anti-Auburn conspiracy? Give us a name, and tell us why they would want to bring down Cam and/or Auburn.

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The Dude.....I dont know why he hates Auburn so bad but he does.

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haha i dont hate auburn at all. i've got no problem with auburn. but i found this pretty damn funny when i heard it on the radio, and thought i might be able to get some good participation on this board. its a joke...dont take the interwebz so seriously.

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Tommy T.....he hasn't forgotten.

Hm...so Tubberville is in on it due to jealousy of what Chizik and Newton appear to be on the verge of accomplishing that he was unable to?

Sounds plausible to me!

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Turner Gill.

He is bitter that he didn't get the Auburn job. He got his information on Cam Newton from Carl Torbush who was at MSU last year.

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obama- he dont want to be the only black man that the media is giving hell to so he is defiantly in on the conspiracy

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The Chiznik worked for Mack Brown, right? I reckon Mack is tired of seeing the SEC win all those BCS crystals.

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The Chiznik worked for Mack Brown, right? I reckon Mack is tired of seeing the SEC win all those BCS crystals.

hm, interesting. plus a potential train-wreck in auburn would deflect attention away from the one that is currently going down in austin. i like it.

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Houston Nutt................ if you need a reson you need your SEC card taken away...........

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The idea that all lighters be child proof, while all matches are strike anywhere.

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Every defense he's played this year. They don't want to see him next year.

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Tim Tebow... Still has love for Meyer & Mullen & wants to be remembered as the best football player from the SEC... To late Timmy.... Newton > Tebow.... ;)

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Gary Patterson. Auburn is the only thing standing in his way of a NCG

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Pam Tebow.

That scenario sound like the beginning to a bad porno.

I need to stop looking at so much porn.

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Loofa Vandross

Fixed it for ya. You don't wanna lose any street cred, Chalk.

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Luther Vandross

DONCHOO BE MESSIN WIT LUTHER MUHFUGGER !!!!!

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