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16 Greatest Mascots in College Football

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As of right now the polls stand at:

1. Muggs Stanky Fart

2. Chicks with pit stains

3. Spank

4. jacob

5. Chuck

6. razorhead's old ballsack

7. GAMECOCK_FAN

8. Ohio State Buckeyes

9. Baloney nipples

10. Grady's Verbal Skills

11. Nacho Ninja's Famous "Don't Kick My Ass" Nachos

12. Ultimate Frisbee Douchers

13. Bama KKK Perry

14. Notre Dame Fighting Irish

15. LSU Tigers

16. Alabama Crimson Tide

17. Cleveland Steamers

18. Gift Cards

206. titty goober infamous rep abuse neg train ass pummeling

452. Bearfan4Life

999.White Devil Whore University Black Bears

Like the standings?? . . . . C'mere and let me mouth your boner.

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What the hell is a buckeye and what is so great about it?

It's a glorified nut.

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It's a glorified nut.

My wife tells me I'm a glorified nut so shouldn't I be in the rankings? Oh, my bad. I am in there.

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It can kill cows....they haven't really convinced of it being special outside of that.

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What the hell is a buckeye and what is so great about it?

Chocolate with Peanut Butter.

Chocolate being the white part of the eye, and peanut butter being the part that has color.

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ahh Mississippi's finest the Delta State University Fighting Okra.

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As of right now the polls stand at:

1. GAMECOCK_FAN

2. Chuck

3. jacob

4. Spank

5. razorhead's old ballsack

6. Nebraska Cornhuskers

7. Spunkdog Millionaire

8. Ohio State Buckeyes

9. Baloney nipples

10. Oklahoma Sooners

11. Pittsburgh Panthers

12. Michigan Wolverines

13. Rutgers Scarlet Knights

14. Notre Dame Fighting Irish

15. LSU Tigers

16. Alabama Crimson Tide

99. Ole Miss Black Bears

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Very accurate indeed.

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Damn, Ole Miss is dead last. Even baloney nipples are ahead of the Black Bears.....

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The voting's going crazy. Can't believe the movement we're seeing in the polls.

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The fact that voters prefer razors nutsack over BearFan4Life speaks volumes.

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I wonder if this new poll will be in the next Maxim magazine?

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As of right now the polls stand at:

1. Muggs Stanky Fart

2. Spank

3. jacob

4. Chuck

5. razorhead's old ballsack

6. GAMECOCK_FAN

7. Chicks with pit stains

8. Ohio State Buckeyes

9. Baloney nipples

10. Grady's Verbal Skills

11. Pittsburgh Panthers

12. Ultimate Frisbee Douchers

13. Bama KKK Perry

14. Notre Dame Fighting Irish

15. LSU Tigers

16. Alabama Crimson Tide

17. Cleveland Steamers

999.White Devil Whore University Black Bears

1000. Bearfan4Life

Like the standings?? . . . . C'mere and let me mouth your boner.

Pretty intriguing offer at the bottom of the poll....

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As of right now the polls stand at:

1. Muggs Stanky Fart

2. Spank

3. jacob

4. Chuck

5. razorhead's old ballsack

6. GAMECOCK_FAN

7. Chicks with pit stains

8. Ohio State Buckeyes

9. Baloney nipples

10. Grady's Verbal Skills

11. Pittsburgh Panthers

12. Ultimate Frisbee Douchers

13. Bama KKK Perry

14. Notre Dame Fighting Irish

15. LSU Tigers

16. Alabama Crimson Tide

17. Cleveland Steamers

999.White Devil Whore University Black Bears

1000. Bearfan4Life

Like the standings?? . . . . Make your vote count at ImASpammer.com

those rankings are obviously flawed. first off baloney nipples is wayyyy overrated. razor's ballsack is also too far up there. i think bearfan4life is a suitable replacement. if bearfan was a stock, im buying.

also, i think tg's rep history deserves a honorable mention for top 10.

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i always thought Chicks with Pit Stains should be ranked higher.

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