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"We're gonna mow them over them like grass"

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So one of my great friends is in the Bahamas on business.

He happens to be an LSU fan (and former player) and he's playing at the craps tables at the Atlantis. He's having a good time and one of the guys he's been playing next to taps his arm and motions to his left and says....hey, that's Roy Williams. My buddy turns and sure enough, it's Roy Williams, head coach for the UNC Men's basketball team. So after a few minutes, Roy and an associate join in the conversation and it somehow comes out that my buddy is an LSU Fan/Grad. So Roy says...."we got you guys first up....what do you think about the upcoming UNC-LSU game.?"

My buddy, says "I think we're gonna mow them over them like grass." At which point, Roy gets a really mean look on his face and gets really pissed off and calls my buddy a bastard. So my buddy notices that Roy has chips on the pass line, and my buddy says "I'm a bastard? F-off, I hope you crap out ROY....." and the next roll is a 7 and the entire table laughs. Apparently, Roy didn't like that too much, so he turns to my buddy who at this point is having to square up against against him. In the process, he steps sideways and knocks the drink out of Roy's sidekick's hands and the guy gets nose to nose with my buddy and says "you just spilled my drink..." to which my buddy replies "lick it up MF...." so there's some minor chest bumping and typical pre-fight posturing going on and the security shows up and escorts both Roy and my buddy out of the casino.

Noteworthy details are that Roy was VERY drunk, wearing UNC apparel (shirt) and gambling.

Apparently, the UNC basketball team had traveled to Nassau to play an exhibition game against some school or team there.

So my buddy calls me up and tells me the story and says "mark my words....in the next 2 years, you're going to read about Roy Williams in the news for some alcohol or violence related incident."

I got a kick out of the story and thought the best part was "we're going to mow them over like grass."

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This story would be more believable if i didn't sound like something out of the movie Roadhouse.

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Its only fitting that it was an LSU fan that spilled a drink on someone.

even if this is BS

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One time, at band camp.........................................:fighting:

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This story compares well to Nacho Ninja's story of the meanies at Alabama threatening to beat him up if he didn't buy them some nachos.

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This reminds me of the time I beat up Mike Tyson. Oh wait, that never happened.

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Firstly, for those of you who think the story is outlandish or unbelievable, you really need to get out and live a little. If that's shocking or unreal to you, then you're probably a giant loser who thinks that fixing a flat tire on the side of the road is a traumatic and life changing event.

Secondly, I have no reason to make up the story or fabricate it. I'm not even an LSU fan.

Thirdly, like I said, in a couple of years when Roy Williams comes up in the news for something anger or alcohol related, remember this story.

I've never heard of a coach (at any level) who would be out at 3:00 a.m. gambling and drinking in school-logo attire. My buddy's response was a bit over the top (but if you're gonna ask someone's opinion, don't get angry when they give it to you), but MOST men in positions of authority and responsibility would have simply went elsewhere, not called the guy a bastard.

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Are you sure it wasn't Billy Gillispie?

He would have never made it to the Bahamas.. woulda been drunk asleep on the couch and missed his ride.

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I've never heard of a coach (at any level) who would be out at 3:00 a.m. gambling and drinking in school-logo attire.

Talk to the Bama fans.

For that matter, talk to the OM fans. Their drunken coach punches cab drivers.

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Talk to the Bama fans.

For that matter, talk to the OM fans. Their drunken coach punches cab drivers.

or Ole Miss basketball fans, or Iowa State fans

edit: same wavelength I see

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Firstly, for those of you who think the story is outlandish or unbelievable, you really need to get out and live a little. If that's shocking or unreal to you, then you're probably a giant loser who thinks that fixing a flat tire on the side of the road is a traumatic and life changing event.

Secondly, I have no reason to make up the story or fabricate it. I'm not even an LSU fan.

Thirdly, like I said, in a couple of years when Roy Williams comes up in the news for something anger or alcohol related, remember this story.

I've never heard of a coach (at any level) who would be out at 3:00 a.m. gambling and drinking in school-logo attire. My buddy's response was a bit over the top (but if you're gonna ask someone's opinion, don't get angry when they give it to you), but MOST men in positions of authority and responsibility would have simply went elsewhere, not called the guy a bastard.

I hate to break this to you because I know it kind of busts the bubble you were in (others call it being gullible) but your friend is full of sh**.

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This story would be more believable if i didn't sound like something out of the movie Roadhouse.

the commander of the English forces at the Battle of Stirling says his army will 'ride the Scots down like grass' in Braveheart.

that didn't turn out too well for him...

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Firstly, for those of you who think the story is outlandish or unbelievable, you really need to get out and live a little. If that's shocking or unreal to you, then you're probably a giant loser who thinks that fixing a flat tire on the side of the road is a traumatic and life changing event.

Secondly, I have no reason to make up the story or fabricate it. I'm not even an LSU fan.

Thirdly, like I said, in a couple of years when Roy Williams comes up in the news for something anger or alcohol related, remember this story.

I've never heard of a coach (at any level) who would be out at 3:00 a.m. gambling and drinking in school-logo attire. My buddy's response was a bit over the top (but if you're gonna ask someone's opinion, don't get angry when they give it to you), but MOST men in positions of authority and responsibility would have simply went elsewhere, not called the guy a bastard.

So........because I have doubts about the accuracies of this story, I need to "get out and live a little"? And I'm "a giant loser"?

I'm all butt-hurt because an internet guy called me a name..........

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the commander of the English forces at the Battle of Stirling says his army will 'ride the Scots down like grass' in Braveheart.

that didn't turn out too well for him...

+1 for awesome movie reference. (albeit a historically inaccurate film)

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So........because I have doubts about the accuracies of this story, I need to "get out and live a little"? And I'm "a giant loser"?

I'm all butt-hurt because an internet guy called me a name..........

First off, I didn't call you anything. You jumped that chasm on your own.

The only thing you even commented on was my buddy's character/disposition, and I agree with you, he comes off as abrasive sometimes....even a jerk.

As to the credibility of the story, the guys who are questioning it need more excitement in their lives. If that story seems unbelievable to you, then you need some more life experiences. My buddy has no reason to lie or fabricate anything.

It's not like the story involved him jumping 5 feet in the air and triple roundhouse ninja kicking Roy in the face and then going back to his hotel room to have a 5-way with the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.

There's nothing THAT crazy about it. Guy runs into recognizable, national sports figure. Said figure is drunk and gets offended at a comment. Then he gets angry and squares up, security shows up and escorts them both out. What about that is outlandish? Again, if that's spicy for you, then maybe you ought to cut back on the MW2 and travel/live a little bit.

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First off, I didn't call you anything. You jumped that chasm on your own.

The only thing you even commented on was my buddy's character/disposition, and I agree with you, he comes off as abrasive sometimes....even a jerk.

As to the credibility of the story, the guys who are questioning it need more excitement in their lives. If that story seems unbelievable to you, then you need some more life experiences. My buddy has no reason to lie or fabricate anything.

It's not like the story involved him jumping 5 feet in the air and triple roundhouse ninja kicking Roy in the face and then going back to his hotel room to have a 5-way with the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.

There's nothing THAT crazy about it. Guy runs into recognizable, national sports figure. Said figure is drunk and gets offended at a comment. Then he gets angry and squares up, security shows up and escorts them both out. What about that is outlandish? Again, if that's spicy for you, then maybe you ought to cut back on the MW2 and travel/live a little bit.

But...I like MW2 :o

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