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I love how the final line to all your convos Ceman are inevitably about having a penis.
He sets them them up perfectly:rolling2:

What can I say? I'm an Omegle prodigy.

Ha ha, true true, if such thing were created, I would certainly defer to you first. Especially since you have been instrumental in some recent ones.

I do the best I can :D

This seriously made me LMAO. My A is gone.

I thought it was pretty funny as well.

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Aren't you the guy that can do that? Also, I will put my name in for Epic Thread Moderator. And yes, this thread certainly deserves to be there. As does the Mystery Google, Cam Newton, and recent one on Reputation.

AND Crimson Kids Excuses one! PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN!

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I want to read the one on reputation. What is the title of it?

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I just got to talk to a guy about Rivers Cuomo, trix, and stalking people at the piggly wiggly. This is the best website that has ever been shared here! EVER! Ceman, remind me to rep you again when I can.

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I just got to talk to a guy about Rivers Cuomo, trix, and stalking people at the piggly wiggly. This is the best website that has ever been shared here! EVER! Ceman, remind me to rep you again when I can.

lol no problem, glad I could share it with you.

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DAMN IT! I had the BEST conversation going with someone from another country and I accidently pressed the back shortcut on my f'in mouse. F@$k.

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DAMN IT! I had the BEST conversation going with someone from another country and I accidently pressed the back shortcut on my f'in mouse. F@$k.

That has happened to me as well, a couple times.

Right now I am having a conversation with someone about the dangers of facebook.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: penis penis penis

You: hello

You: this is my first time on the interweb.......so be gentle

Stranger: .....

Stranger: WHat are you six?

You: my mother in law gave me this internet place

You: no, you silly....im not six years old

Stranger: a stranger site is not a good first stop

Stranger: im sorry to say

Stranger: facebook would have been more preferrable

Stranger: not myspace

You: oh...my bad...well in that case would it be cool with you if i put my giant cock down your throat

Stranger: Silly, you cant do that over a computer.

Stranger: And i dont want to be near you at all

Stranger: You silly

You: actually....i could come over there.....i dont even want to know your sex....it really doesnt matter

You: i do anal

Stranger: well thats too damn bad

You: well....i can say for sure that you are missing out on some hot hairy ass

Stranger: I have a feeling that this is not your first time in the internet.....

Stranger: just my intuition

You: i learn quickly....especially if i have a teacher....wink wink

Stranger: Well i have to say, you do come off as a creeper

You: look...i know ive been aggressive, but i just want this to be as magical as possible

You: tell me what you need

Stranger: a beer

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: asl

You: 18, h, arkansas

You: u

Stranger: 19,m,Canada

You: cool....

You: and just so we are clear, h is for hermaphrodite..

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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dammit ceman....this is like a drug i just cant get enough of.

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dammit ceman....this is like a drug i just cant get enough of.

You and me both brother.

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Oh. My. Goodness.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: yes!!!!

Stranger: finally

You: Whoa there nelly!

Stranger: after 18 years

Stranger: im finally FREEEEE

You: well that's certainly good to hear.

You: What are you free from?

Stranger: FOR U

Stranger: NO

Stranger: for me?

Stranger: YESS!!!!

Stranger: BWAHAHAHAHA

You: are you a boy?

Stranger: im from miami bi***

Stranger: im two boys

You: sweet wanna cyber?

You: I just broke up w/ my bf so i'm kind of lonely

Stranger: are u kidding

You: why would I be kidding?

Stranger: im looking for someone very special

You: you said you're free, so come on. let's do it.

Stranger: im looking for someone to complete my mission

You: what mission is that?

Stranger: are u from istanbul?

You: umm... possibly?

Stranger: no this is a yes or no question

Stranger: its very important that i know

You: yes, then i'm from istanbul.

Stranger: f*** that

You: don't you want to f*** a girl over the internet?

Stranger: im gonna go jerk off cuz ur not doing anything for me

Stranger: u suck at this

You: well I'm gonna go jerk off to, because my p**** is hard as hell right now.

Stranger: i know

Stranger: i do that to guys

You: I told you i'm not a guy.

Stranger: its my own little burden

You: jeez, you're thick headed sweetheart!

You: <3

Stranger: u have a p**** though?

Stranger: why didnt u tell me this earlier?

You: I didn't think it would matter... :(

Stranger: um its the reason why my laptop just elevated 2 inches

Stranger: ps

Stranger: thats how big my d*** is

Stranger: girls love it

You: i love it.

You: I want to rub a banana on it and lick it off while putting straberries in your mouth and butt at the same time.

Stranger: im allergic to strawberries

Stranger: which turns me on

You: that will make it better.

Stranger: cuz then i break out in a rash

Stranger: and u can scratch me all over ;)

You: and then I'll put salami on your nipples and dry hump you until your skin gets saturated

Stranger: what if i roll around in baby powder

You: hmm... i'd rather you roll around in your own poop.

Stranger: o you dirty hermaphrodite

Stranger: i have a*** leakage

You: i'm not a hermaphrodite. I don't have a p**** yet.

Stranger: im gonna drip all over you

You: yeah i have a*** leakage.

You: from putting giant meat in there.

Stranger: you think its from just 1 fat juicy c***

Stranger: no

Stranger: false

You: nope.

You: from a ton of them.

Stranger: i can shove 8

Stranger: at once

Stranger: black

Stranger: fat

Stranger: veiny

You: all up in there like hobos on a turkey sammich.

Stranger: some curved

You: white on rice.

Stranger: tearing me apart

You: michael jackson on white kids.

Stranger: no black on fried chicken

You: this is an interesting conversation we're having.

Stranger: WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING/

Stranger: I WS SO TURNED ON

Stranger: AND NOW IM DROOPING

Stranger: F*** YOU

You: go watch some gay porn, that's what ima do.

Stranger: I WANTED TO FINISH

Stranger: AND JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE U FINISH FIRST AND LEAVE

You: yep. I didn't even leave any flowers.

Stranger: WELL IM GONNA GO GET ME SOME ANIMATED PORN TO FINISH THE JOB

Stranger: *** HOLE

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: how r u

You: i'm chris hansen with dateline nbc, why don't you have a seat over here...

Stranger: cos here is far away from your place

You: it fine, we're tracking you right now. So... what are you doing here?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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that's one of the best things I've ever seen on the internet..

go back a page or two, I got one like that.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi, you horny

You: no. I'm Chris Hansen with dateline nbc. Why don't you have a seat over there.

Stranger: huh?

You: What are you doing here?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hansen-1.jpg

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that's one of the best things I've ever seen on the internet..

go back a page or two, I got one like that.

Like the whole thing about strawberries and bananas and licking I threw in there? :lol:

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Like the whole thing about strawberries and bananas and licking I threw in there? :lol:

that one wins just for length of conversation

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi, you horny

You: no. I'm Chris Hansen with dateline nbc. Why don't you have a seat over there.

Stranger: huh?

You: What are you doing here?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hansen.jpg

I thought this up and bam it only took 2 tries before someone asked something like that right off the bat. Still trying to find someone that will hang in for a longer chat

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