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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: the internet is full of creepy guys wanting to have sex with me

You: I'm 18 f in California

You: where u from?

Stranger: Rio de Janeiro Brazil

Stranger: how are you ?

You: lonely

You: need a guy 2 talk 2

You: u a guy?

Stranger: hum

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: how old are you ?

You: 18

Stranger: cool

Stranger: you have msn twitter facebook or skype ?

You: yeah my msn is luvlygrlcali91

Stranger: my msn is...

You: kewl

Stranger: your aslo hotmail.com?

Stranger: :)

Stranger: you're virgin ?

You: awsome

You: lol no

Stranger: cool²

You: I'm pretty bad

Stranger: :(

Stranger: why ?

You: I like to have sex a lot

Stranger: :D

You: do u like sex?

Stranger: i love so much hah

You: I bet u have lots of sex in Rio

Stranger: hahaaha

Stranger: :D lol

You: hold on getting u a pic

Stranger: ok

You: http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/5525/hotchicks.jpg

You: I'm the one in the middle

Stranger: OMG

You: wut?

Stranger: very very very very wonderful

You: oh thx

You: lol

Stranger: haha

Stranger: you add me on msn ?

You: yeah

You: just 1 thing u should know tho

Stranger: what?

You: I used 2 be a guy. I had a sex change.

You: is that ok/

Stranger: ok

You: u r not mad?

Stranger: no

You: Well...I am having sex change. Still have a penis right now...but getting that

fixed. That's the last step

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: uhllo

Stranger: horny female here lookin for nasty,dirty,sick roleplayin

You: hold on ill get my sister

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Harry Potter, you have just redeemed yourself.

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I'm pretty sure this was Ceman...or Chalk.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: asl?

You: asl

You: lol

Stranger: beat ya too it bub

Stranger: fastest perv in the internets

You: nice!

Stranger: and that was one handed ;-)

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I'm pretty sure this was Ceman...or Chalk.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: asl?

You: asl

You: lol

Stranger: beat ya too it bub

Stranger: fastest perv in the internets

You: nice!

Stranger: and that was one handed ;-)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

that wasn't me, but that's basically how my chats go.

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I can't believe this dude hasn't ended the convo...

Stranger: Hi

You: Hi

Stranger: What's up

You: chillin.

Stranger: Fun fun

You: watchin some porn, eatin some cheez its

Stranger: Watching porn?

You: and eating cheezits, yes.

Stranger: What's interesting about that? I haven't figured out why people like it

You: ah, crap. cheese isn't a good lubricator. hold on, i need to switch hands.

Stranger: Hahahaha wow

You: ok, back

Stranger: Ok

You: gonna grab me some goldfish too

You: do you like cheezits?

Stranger: You didn't answer the question, why do like that

Stranger: Sure do haha

You: dude cheezits are the shiz. who doesn't like them?

You: you obviously do.

Stranger: Yeah man

You: Eating them is like having an orgasm. Mix that with some porn... pure heaven

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T bone how are you uploading them like that.. I need to know this.

screen shot + Upload to imageshack

do you have a snipping tool?

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screen shot + Upload to imageshack

do you have a snipping tool?

my mac allows me to take pictures of the full screen or what I select :)

creating imageshack account nao.

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You don't even need an imageshack account to upload Ceman.

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I can't believe this dude hasn't ended the convo...

Stranger: Hi

You: Hi

Stranger: What's up

You: chillin.

Stranger: Fun fun

You: watchin some porn, eatin some cheez its

Stranger: Watching porn?

You: and eating cheezits, yes.

Stranger: What's interesting about that? I haven't figured out why people like it

You: ah, crap. cheese isn't a good lubricator. hold on, i need to switch hands.

Stranger: Hahahaha wow

You: ok, back

Stranger: Ok

You: gonna grab me some goldfish too

You: do you like cheezits?

Stranger: You didn't answer the question, why do like that

Stranger: Sure do haha

You: dude cheezits are the shiz. who doesn't like them?

You: you obviously do.

Stranger: Yeah man

You: Eating them is like having an orgasm. Mix that with some porn... pure heaven

Apparently you ain't the only guy on the block who digs cheetos.

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You don't even need an imageshack account to upload Ceman.

I mean I know I can just upload the pictures, but I've been meaning to make an account anyway, and this is good a reason as any.

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I mean I know I can just upload the pictures, but I've been meaning to make an account anyway, and this is good a reason as any.

hells yes son. This is awesome!

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k - what the phrek is asl an acronym for?

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k - what the phrek is asl an acronym for?

age/sex/location

those are always starters to epic conversations

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I'm working on a treat for you guys, and I feel like a dirty little tramp right now.

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Wow.....the old a/s/l?

I haven't seen that since 1995. I'm on AOL all over again.

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I actually talked to someone 4real that wasnt screwin around... I was kinda truthful, It was a girl and I told her that she had to be from the south (I was right she was from Georgia) I had her convinced that I lived in Scotland and butchered sheep for a living. She believed every word up until I got bored and disconnected...

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hola

You: hi

Stranger: whats up

You: not much

You: how are you?

Stranger: pretty good lol where are yo from?

Stranger: you*

You: Boston

You: USA

Stranger: im from nashville, it sucks

You: so how old are you? You a guy or girl?

Stranger: 18 M

Stranger: you?

You: I'm 22 f

You: so...I hope you don't mind me asking...this may be a little forward

You: do you like sex?

Stranger: im a virgin (sorry if thats a disapointment) lol

You: not at all

Stranger: lol why?

You: virgins are cool

You: most guys wouldn't admit that

Stranger: well I do lol

You: do u have a pic

You: here's one of me from last weekend

You: http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/5525/hotchicks.jpg

You: I'm in the middle

Stranger: really?

You: lol yeah

You: why you say really?

Stranger: you are really hot lol

You: oh thx

You: I love to have sex but it's been a while for me

Stranger: yeah im really not the best person to be givin advice on something like this lol

Stranger: how long?

You: about 6 months

You: I shouldn't ask this...I'm ashamed to but...would you cyber with me?

Stranger: lol

You: I know...I'm a whore

You: but I'm really horny

Stranger: a cyber whore

You: and you seem really sweet

Stranger: thats a joke

You: a joke?

Stranger: when i called you a cyber whore

You: I know I'm awful

You: oh

You: lol

You: well it is whoreish of me I guess

You: I can just feel your c*** in my hand right now

You: how big is it?

Stranger: 1

You: 1?

Stranger: inch

You: stop playing

Stranger: ok 12

You: seriously?

You: that's huge?

Stranger: its close

You: mmmm

You: I might need to make a trip to nashville then

You: lol

Stranger: what is average?

You: about 6 inches I think

You: that's what mine is anyway

Stranger: yeah of course

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You: how big is it?

Stranger: 1

:rolling2: I'm sorry but that caught me off guard:laugh:

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Shut up and have fun with it like everybody else.

Hey don't get mad at me that SECTalk is full of newf@gs. ;)

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Hey don't get mad at me that SECTalk is full of newf@gs. ;)

oh lord, better to be a newfag than a /b/tard

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