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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Heyy, 13 f Canada....looking for roleplay;)

You: hey m 20 us looking for cuddle buddy

Stranger: :)

You: i'm in

Stranger: alrightiee

You: should i start or you?

You: can i start?

Stranger: yeahh

You: Okay we're on the sofa and we're cuddling with a blanket around us. the body heat we're giving off feels so nice as i'm like half awake and half asleep. we just ate some cookie dough ice cream and now we're finishing up the notebook for the 2nd time this week. later we will sit by the fire place and tell stories from our childhood

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Post of the motherfawkin year. You sir, are the s--t.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: horny f?

You: yeah baby ;)

Stranger: pics?

You: you send one first hun ;)

Stranger: nude?

You: whatever you want babe. the dirtier you send, the dirtier i send :)

Stranger: ok;)

Stranger: coming baby

Stranger: (Explicit Content)

Stranger: can i see u?

You: yeah babe hang on ;)

Stranger: ok

You: http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/263243_2140064093779_1011450292_32153900_4992611_n.jpg

You: me and my cat think you have a small dick :D

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:trollface:

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Stranger: are you in need of a male sex slave? ;)

You: Hi there!

Stranger: hiya

You: Actually yes!

You: Hold on, let me pull my cock out.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: is it out?

You: of the toilet

Stranger: huh?

You: Oh I'm on my smartphone chatting. I was taking a s--t.

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I thought this one was pretty good. Takes a pro to know a pro.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: Hello

Stranger: Asl

You: m

Stranger: How old

You: 32

Stranger: Im 23 and f... wanna talk ;)?

You: Sure

You: My name's Rob btw

Stranger: My names Cathy

You: Well pleasure to meet ya Cathy

Stranger: A pleasure to meet you too

Stranger: ....im so fn horney right now. Help!

You: haha

You: you're not serious

Stranger: Hm. Your good at detecting a troll. Congrats

You: Indeed sir

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hello

Stranger: how are you?

You: i'm doing pretty good. just saw the new twilight and I'm shaken

Stranger: real good?

You: it was pretty creepy

Stranger: bella die? dont tell me.

You: so much blood but hey team edward btw

Stranger: oh yea. jacob doesnt have a team as far as im cocerned

You: jacob is a bitch you should see this movie oh my gosher

Stranger: oh my gosher? you are obviously a female.

You: awkward....

Stranger: .....

You: i am male not much of one but male

Stranger: haha oh.

You: how about you?

Stranger: soo... have a good night

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: horny f?

You: yeah baby ;)

Stranger: pics?

You: you send one first hun ;)

Stranger: nude?

You: whatever you want babe. the dirtier you send, the dirtier i send :)

Stranger: ok;)

Stranger: coming baby

Stranger: (Explicit Content)

Stranger: can i see u?

You: yeah babe hang on ;)

Stranger: ok

You: http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/263243_2140064093779_1011450292_32153900_4992611_n.jpg

You: me and my cat think you have a small dick :D

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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That you and your cat for real brah?

More pics of the pussy or gtfo

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That you and your cat for real brah?

More pics of the pussy or gtfo

Yeah that's me fo reals hahaha

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