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AubieTiger

problem with my private parts men

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Well, I am 18 years old and have enrolled and been accepted to Auburn so you know the age. I had surgery on my penis when I was 5. Long story. Every Time I try to pee for the last 2 weeks it burns like hell and takes about 20 seconds to come out. Should I see a doctor? Thanks!

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:eek:

Uhh... get you and your Johnson to a doctor ASAP.

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:eek:

Uhh... get you and your Johnson to a doctor ASAP.

Thats what I figured. Thanks

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you should really consider just cutting it off. In the future you'd have to sit down to pee, but you'll get used to it. Just ask MBGamecock.

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Its called the clap. Get some penicillin.

You could go the route of MBGamecock, but don't go as far as he did with the breast implants and hair extensions.

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Is this for real?

Same thing I wondered.

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Go see a doctor. Very unlikely that it has anything to do with your surgery as a child. Check out these sites and others on Google

Evaluation of Dysuria in Men - September 1, 1999 - American Academy of Family Physicians

Symptoms, Their Causes & Cures Urination Burning

burning urination males - Google Search

I got a doctor appointment. Thanks a lot man!

I have back pain. Im going to try to pee again see what it feels like. Thanks a lot man!

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I got a doctor appointment. Thanks a lot man!

I have back pain. Im going to try to pee again see what it feels like. Thanks a lot man!

be sure to let us know how it goes.

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I got a doctor appointment. Thanks a lot man!

I have back pain. Im going to try to pee again see what it feels like. Thanks a lot man!

You may just want to go to the ER or the Infirmary at Auburn or a Doc in the Box. If it's what it sounds like some antibiotics could have you feeling a lot better by in the morning. I'm sure the infirmary sees enough of it to know exactly what you need. No need suffering.

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You may just want to go to the ER or the Infirmary at Auburn or a Doc in the Box. If it's what it sounds like some antibiotics could have you feeling a lot better by in the morning. I'm sure the infirmary sees enough of it to know exactly what you need. No need suffering.

Yes I guess I should. I'll go to one of those walk in places. See you guys later.

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If I know college women as well as I think I do, if you get this condition taken care of, they'll invite you right in for tea and strumpets. Right Zee?

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I've had those same symptoms several times. You need to rub some dirt on it and then soak it insideher....I mean cider.

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You have one of three things...UTI...which could be taken care of easily with Bactrim DS/Septra DS or Cipro if you're allergic to sulfa...or, you have prostatitis...which, considering your age, is unlikely. Either can be treated with antibiotics...however, prostatitis will require 4 weeks worth of Levaquin...where a UTI only requires 2 weeks therapy. Oh...btw, the third was VD...curable with a shot of Rocephin...;)

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Same thing I wondered.

Definitely thought this was a joke. No offense, definitely get that checked out, but it just seems like a weird place to post something like this...:eek:

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I can think of 4,000 different places I would ask this question before posting it here..... :laugh:

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Just got back and said he thought it could be UTI. I took a pee sample and then im getting blood test next week. Thanks guys!

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I can think of 4,000 different places I would ask this question before posting it here..... :laugh:

Sorta like coming here and sharing homosexual tendencies. Damn Dv3. Your mouth looks red hot and as moist as I can ever recall. Not that there's anything wrong with that sorta thing.... Giggle, giggle giggle...

Just got back and said he thought it could be UTI. I took a pee sample and then im getting blood test next week. Thanks guys!

So hows your stool looking? Any corn in there?

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Just got back and said he thought it could be UTI. I took a pee sample and then im getting blood test next week. Thanks guys!

You have teh aids.

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You have teh aids.

I haven't had sex in 2 weeks and that was with my girlfriend and she does not have aids.

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Sounds like somebody been monkeying around with to many other monkeys, monkey!

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