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Who likes Ky Jelly? I don't recommend it, but it taste great on a biscuit!!

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ur a sick man...but thats why I loves ya !!!

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Never had to use it.

modest....

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If u need KY, ur doing something wrong....

Maybe he's taking the route less traveled.:ohmy:

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If u need KY, ur doing something wrong....
Or you're old.

Or she once upon a time was a he.

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whats the last thing a redneck girl hears right before she loses her virginity?

put some spit on it and shut the f up

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I like to take a shower curtain and spread it across the floor. Sometimes 2 or 3. Then I cover them with corn starch. You can slide all over the place without getting all greasy. Plus, if you're with a bigger girl, you can look for the wet spot.

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I know a fella that took the sheets off his waterbed and greased it down and then proceeded to TRY getting with it. Said they kept sliding off the bed:D

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KY? really? It's for people with issues...

BIG issues :D

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Normally TPM uses the KY to lube up the girls hips so he can get her through his front door.

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Normally TPM uses the KY to lube up the girls hips so he can get her through his front door.

Why you creeping on my house? You want some sloppy seconds, your welcome to 'em.:P

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I always think of Old School when I think of KY Jelly. That is the only good use for it IMO. 2444_drooling-1.gif

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I know a certain someone(on this site) who prefers corn huskers lotion over KY.

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I know a certain someone(on this site) who prefers corn huskers lotion over KY.

:eek:

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whats the last thing a redneck girl hears right before she loses her virginity?

put some spit on it and shut the f up

I'm pretty sure I said that once...... or she might've said it. Can't remember.

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