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Jesse Palmer, Sorry had to do it...

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Not only do I have to listen or at least look at Lou Holtz, but what the frick is up with Jesse Palmer? He needs a stylist... maybe he could call Deon Sanders and they can run to the football player's 'Pick a Playa's Suit' store. It is ridiculous...he has money and either his tie is too short, his pants too tight, ahem - lastnight, or his shirt is see thru.

This thread is for those that may want to vent. I couldn't handle it anymore.

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Not only do I have to listen or at least look at Lou Holtz, but what the frick is up with Jesse Palmer? He needs a stylist... maybe he could call Deon Sanders and they can run to the football player's 'Pick a Playa's Suit' store. It is ridiculous...he has money and either his tie is too short, his pants too tight, ahem - lastnight, or his shirt is see thru.

This thread is for those that may want to vent. I couldn't handle it anymore.

:chair:

YES, YES, YES!!!

His short tie was driving me crazy the other night. He looked like such a goof. I showed my wife and we both started laughing at him.

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I thought you liked my shirt and short tie Court :(

**actually he looks dazed in this picture.**

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i noticed the other week that his tie was too short also... you think someone would point it out to him. I know chris fowler is a pretty boy (the other day before going on air for game day he must have fixed his hair 10-15 times) i feel like he would speak up lol.

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Funny, he is not a bad lookin guy, but his choices are horrible, does no one tell him, or they want him to look like an idiot...

I thought you liked my shirt and short tie Court :(

**actually he looks dazed in this picture.**

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He might be one of those guys who finds tying a Windsor to be impossible for his fat fingers.

We need a screenshot - I have a vague memory thinking that he didn't look right.

Can someone tell me why they are always standing up in the box? If they're gonna be in there for four hours commentating they ought to at least have somewhere to rest their arses...

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I gotta tell ya', as bad as most of the commentators and analysts are, and as bad as most of the play-by-play guys are, ol' Jesse could dress like an Oompa-Loompa for all I care... just let him be on the air more.

Fowler has been terrible lately, calling the plays for the wrong team, calling the scores, downs, yards to go, team with the ball wrong, etc., etc.... man, if I didn't know better, I'd have thought he was smoking a fatty in the booth during the last several games I've heard him broadcasting.

And, Craig James loves the sound of his voice so much, he hardly lets the other 2 get a word in edge-wise. He's even cutting them off in mid-sentence. Now, I don't know if he's just trying to prevent Fowler from screwing up again, or not, but it's irritating me, and he's doing it to Palmer too; so I can only assume Fowler and Palmer are currently conspiring to strangle him with a jock-strap at this point... probably after plying him with Fowler's bourbon and weed.

I'm not sure I ever noticed what the guys in the booth were wearing during a football game, though... of course, I'd be the anti-GQ guy with no claim to being a fashion afficionado. Who knows, Palmer's Canadian... maybe it's some lame fashion trend up there.:D

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He might be one of those guys who finds tying a Windsor to be impossible for his fat fingers.

We need a screenshot - I have a vague memory thinking that he didn't look right.

Can someone tell me why they are always standing up in the box? If they're gonna be in there for four hours commentating they ought to at least have somewhere to rest their arses...

:lol: I've always wondered the SAME thing! Why the hell don't they sit down???

On a side note, I've always thought Palmer's commentary is at least pretty good.

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:lol: I've always wondered the SAME thing! Why the hell don't they sit down???

On a side note, I've always thought Palmer's commentary is at least pretty good.

That booth looks about as big as bus restroom... I'd have thought they were sitting whenever they weren't being shown on TV, but after seeing where they're working, it doesn't even look possible for them to all sit down at the same time.

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Jesse can't sit, his pants are too tight, and to keep him from looking funny, the others stand also...

That booth looks about as big as bus restroom... I'd have thought they were sitting whenever they weren't being shown on TV, but after seeing where they're working, it doesn't even look possible for them to all sit down at the same time.
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You have to cut him some slack. He is Canadien after all.

What are ya talkin aboot, eh?

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A little better, but this is the best! (see below, I'm not good at this stuff...)

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D - you tryin to size me up? oops, I meant out size me?

You can't leave the door open for me like that, there's way too many things I could say that would get me in trouble. :D

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I know, but it's all in good, or bad, fun. Anywho..... :whistle:

You can't leave the door open for me like that, there's way too many things I could say that would get me in trouble. :D
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Technically, if we were on AOL, we would be in a 'room'. Take a breather man.

Get a room~
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