Only defense with a woman is a fart. You won’t get the last word. That only makes it last till a cop arrests you. Forget whoopin ass. Cops again. Doesn’t matter if her argument is flawed. She will stick with it till the cops come. She will chew you till you fart. Once the fart is set free she will immediately stop. She will stare. Then she will ask a dumb question. “Did you fart?” Excuse me but a fart is universally understood in any language. Then she will say “I can’t believe you just did that!” You smile glancing for the dog. Then she will turn and as while walking to another room say “You are so gross!” At that moment she isn’t bitching at you anymore.