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Tider27

The Official Drunk Confessions Thread

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AKA The Random Thought thread: Confession edition.

We seem to have quite a few alcoholic "social" drinkers, so why not make a thread for random ass drunk cofessions/ideas/conversations.

No homo stuff, especially that new Bama dude. :trollface:

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I have fantasies about donkey punching goats....

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I'm cutting down tooo Monday 6 pack...Tuesday.... 6 pack....wendsday 6 pack....Thursday 6 pack...... .

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I've done community service twice

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Officer I was looking at the milfs not their kids.....

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I would plow Oprah like an Amish guy trying tooo feed his family....

As long as she had on make-up.

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I scraped all my bongs and bowls today and got a resin ball the size of a peanut. Gnarly.

Being high and drunk are practically the same thing, so it's on topic as far as I'm concerned. :trollface:

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God...I may have to change it to possum's random weird iaBdfkZ.png thread.

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I scraped all my bongs and bowls today and got a resin ball the size of a peanut. Gnarly.

Being high and drunk are practically the same thing, so it's on topic as far as I'm concerned. :trollface:

bume!
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God...I may have to change it to possum's random weird iaBdfkZ.png thread.

we already got twooo of em....
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bume!

You're telling me. Hitting it out of my bong with an ice catcher, so it's going pretty smooth. Can't stand the acrid resin taste from a bowl, but when you're out of reefer it works wonders.

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You're telling me. Hitting it out of my bong with an ice catcher, so it's going pretty smooth. Can't stand the acrid resin taste from a bowl, but when you're out of reefer it works wonders.

a key bump before would kill that taste!
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a key bump before would kill that taste!

I haven't done anything you can key bump in quite a while lulz…..

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I haven't done anything you can key bump in quite a while lol

lol= gay.....use lulz
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I don't drink often, but when I do I choose Jim Beam or Wild Turkey.

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I don't often drink Jim Beam, but when I do I'm the most interesting man in the world.

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if a highway patrol pulls you over and you ask these two questions do not expect to be as lucky as I was 33 years ago.

1. officer was I speeding?

2. officer was I weaving?

he was going off duty and told us to sit there 30 min. when his taillights were gone so were we. now days you go to prison for that. I ain't goin to jail for nobody.

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Whelp, just finished that resin ball. Tomorrow can't come soon enough.

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Whelp, just finished that resin ball. Tomorrow can't come soon enough.

fresh sack?
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Any one ever shave their balls then spray em with carburetor cleaner?

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fresh sack?

Yep. Grabbing a quarter this week. Blue Dream… the stuff'll knock your socks off. Saw the plant it came off of a week or so ago... thing is nearing 7 1/2 feet tall now.

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Yep. Grabbing a quarter this week. Blue Dream… the stuff'll knock your socks off. Saw the plant it came off of a week or so ago... thing is nearing 7 1/2 feet tall now.

how long is the top bud?
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