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RamboMizzou

Maty Mauk to become the Next Johnny Football???

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http://bustedcoverage.com/2013/10/21/maty-mauk-next-johnny-football/

Say he keeps up the pace he is on? It's been a while since a Mizzou QB has gotten a lot of face time on Sportscenter and this much Twitter love, so does this help Mizzou pick up the pace eventually in recruiting assuming we have Mauk for the next 3 years or what?

I mean, we obviously know Mauk is a party child. It's not long ago he went on a chase with cops on a scooter with two girls on the back....

Thoughts?

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Scooters are like fat chicks. They're fun to ride but you don't want your friends to know.

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welp, looks like I have a least favorite mizzou poster now :trollface:

Goal achieved :trollface:

But I know you're lying.

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Why the hell is there only 1 T in his name?

Missouri is famed for it's meth addicts, dontcha know? :trollface:

Obviously, Momma Mauk was/is a methhead. /s

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A jort wearing Mizzou Tiger...yeah, I be proud of him too

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If you reads the story you lanekiffin.gifs it was obviously for a party where he proceded to have four dimeshanging off his Dick. You lanekiffin.gifin faggots :)

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It's not shirtless men wearing thick chains posing with creamsicle sportscars

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It was a southern white trash party... Something yall are accustomed to everyday :trollface:

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If you reads the story you lanekiffin.gifs it was obviously for a party where he proceded to have four dimeshanging off his Dick. You lanekiffin.gifin faggots :)

You and your three brothers?

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A jort wearing Mizzou Tiger...yeah, I be proud of him too

It's like what you'd get if Joe Dirt and @@JoeGator had a son..

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little dick syndrome...too much of a dumblanekiffin.gif to realize the top three teams from the East are practically all in the hospital.

Oh yeah...I almost forgot :trollface:

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The differences start on the football field, but don't end there.

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It was a southern white trash party... Something yall are accustomed to everyday :trollface:

That's racist stereotyping.Call the PC cops immediately.Dam Yankees.

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That's racist stereotyping.Call the PC cops immediately.Dam Yankees.

lanekiffin.gifin' hog humpers.

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