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Brian Van Gorder Spotted in Athens Just Hours Ago

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These reports are just now breaking but my sources on the street have confirmed that The BVG was in Athens, had a nice steak dinner, flailed his penis at some hot 20 year old chicks, and was reported to have said: "Oh yeah here is what you Athens Bitches have been missing! Don't worry honey it's back like cooked crack!" No official word yet of if the Athens tourism website has relisted BVG's scrotum as one of the top ten "must see" experiences of Athens......I will keep you updated as the reports come in.

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That could've been any other random 70's porn stache' with a dong.

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That could of been any other random 70's porn stache' with a dong.

No it was him because the dong had a satche as well.

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That could of been any other random 70's porn stache' with a dong.

I was actually wondering if he has a porn stache trimmed out of his pubes as well.

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No it was him because the dong had a satche as well.

damn it

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I was actually wondering if he has a porn stache trimmed out of his pubes as well.

My guess is that he has the word:

"ENJOY"

shaved into his pubes so the ladies can have some reading material while handeling their business downtown.

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I was actually wondering if he has a porn stache trimmed out of his pubes as well.

My guess is that he has the word:

"ENJOY"

shaved into his pubes so the ladies can have some reading material while handeling their business downtown.

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I was actually wondering if he has a porn stache trimmed out of his pubes as well.

My guess is that he has the word:

"ENJOY"

shaved into his pubes so the ladies can have some reading material while handeling their business downtown.

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That could of been any other random 70's porn stache' with a dong.

damnit tider you just made me spit coffee on my computer screen. be back shortly. think i may have shorted my keyboard out.

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What was your guess?

It was such a good guess it posted itself 3 times....it was like magic.

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Look will there be a game or two a year where the BVG ain't on top of his game...of course there will. I ain't saying its not because he will have spent the night before snorting blow out of a Polynesian hooker's asshole but I also ain't saying its not because he will have spent the night before snorting blow out of a Polynesian hooker's asshole.

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