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ShaunMac

Why I Fawking Hate Florida State Fans: Part 1

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FSU girls are hot

Well duh. Not like they're smart enough to get into a real university.

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Jenn Sterger is hot...but she is a crack whore. Who ruined one of the most beloved NFL players credibility (some), Brett Favre. Erin Andrews > Jenn Sterger.

One of the most underachieving football teams. Constantly gets top recruits, loses to NCSU.

Spurrier > Bowden.

They act like their big s--t after beating a 7-5 UF team. When we beat them, just another win for us.

Darnell Dockett is a Thug piece of s--t.

Whenever we play them, the refs call stupid penalties against us.

Florida's bitch.

We have better academics.

Joe has been to doak campbell and says the stadium was like a high school stadium.

They think they can compete in the SEC...Lol.

Their fans live in the past.

Free Shoes University.

Chris Weinke can suck a dick.

I could go on forever..

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A few years ago they got a new Renegade (the spotted horse the mascot rides in on), and there was a thread on Warchant several pages long about how the new Renegade was able to rear back higher than the old one.

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FSU girls are hot

This. I might get a masters there just to meet some. Do want.

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FSU girls are hot

They are also easy.

It's cool to be slutty there, so they aren't as dramatic either.

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That horse is lanekiffin.gifing awesome and I will not sit idly by and let you sully his legacy, sir. Good day.

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They are also easy.

It's cool to be slutty there, so they aren't as dramatic either.

That's the best part

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Well done Sir!

Hoping for @@GATORSFAN21 to comment as well, in addition to @@GatorUnvrsty and @@UF_alum.

They are all UF rejects, but they deny it.

No one decides to go to FSU by choice. They got rejected from UF and are stuck with FSU or a s--ttier in state school.

FSU is a piece of s--t, and everyone knows it.

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I'll take the Hurricanes over either of you

Have you ever met a real scUM fan?

I live in the cesspool that is Miami, and I see them every day. Something like 99% of them are high school dropouts with a bunch of prison tattoos.

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Have you ever met a real scUM fan?

I live in the cesspool that is Miami, and I see them every day. Something like 99% of them are high school dropouts with a bunch of prison tattoos.

Im a degenerate. I like a lot of things most people hate. I like touchdown and sack dances and trash talk and swag and all of that.

Tim Tebow is more for the grandma set

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Im a degenerate. I like a lot of things most people hate. I like touchdown and sack dances and trash talk and swag and all of that.

Tim Tebow is more for the grandma set

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They are also easy.

It's cool to be slutty there, so they aren't as dramatic either.

Are these supposed to be negatives?

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I hate them so much it's not even funny. Last year after Gators beat them my friend was crying about how if you didn't go to Florida you can't be a Gator fan blah blah blah. Which is pretty hillarious considering my Dad played 2nd base there in 78-79 lol I literally have a gold glove he won hanging in my living room yet I am not allowed to be a Gator fan LMFAO.

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The guy that owns the building our condo is in PCB.....is an FSU fan.....he's giving me no hoa fees for a year if FSU wins....

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The guy that owns the building our condo is in PCB.....is an FSU fan.....he's giving me no hoa fees for a year if FSU wins....

What's in it for him?

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