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New Practical Math Test Helps Scores for Kids in the Hood

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Schools are finally starting to teach practical maths that these

kids can use in real-world situations!

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1. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every

10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive- by shooting. How many mofos can

Lajames ice on a drive-by before he gotta reload ?

2. Willie has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320

and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest

of his s--t ?

3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per

day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit ?

4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20%

profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside ?

5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and

$1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many

more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother's bail?.

6. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average

letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz.

Cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over ?

7. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang.

What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up ?

8. Lafawnda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawnda also has a Boa Constrictor

that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If Lafawnda makes $700 a

week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's

income ?

9. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his

common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will

be left when he gets out ?

10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Juan

loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece,

how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked ?

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Unlimited tolerance must lead to the disappearance of tolerance. If we extend unlimited tolerance even to those who are intolerant, if we are not prepared to defend a tolerant society... then the tolerant will be destroyed, and tolerance with them... We should therefore claim, in the name of tolerance, the right not to tolerate the intolerant.” ― Karl R. Popper

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Why doesn't Antonio just buy individual grams??

cheaper in bulk.

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Isn't everything?

Everything you read??.... probably

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If Antonio is paying $325 for an 8ball, he needs to borrow one of those AK's from his boy Lajames cuz he's getting ripped off!

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It'd be funnier if the people were called Cletus and Jethro and the math problems involved moonshine, pregnant cousins and burning crosses

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It'd be funnier if the people were called Cletus and Jethro and the math problems involved moonshine, pregnant cousins and burning crosses

Alabama fan qualification test?

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Seen funnier things inside a laffy taffy wrapper...

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greatest show ever. wallace was a great character. not as great as bodie though, oh snap

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greatest show ever. wallace was a great character. not as great as bodie though, oh snap

yes it is. Wallace was my favorite character in Season 1, I just can't like Bodie after all that went down.

that scene popped right into my head as soon as I started reading this weird ass thread

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It'd be funnier if the people were called Cletus and Jethro and the math problems involved moonshine, pregnant cousins and burning crosses

so in other words, you and all the people that high fived you are just self righteous assholes who are faking indignation because the people who are being made fun of are in the same political party as you (which is funny by itself)

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so in other words, you and all the people that high fived you are just self righteous assholes who are faking indignation because the people who are being made fun of are in the same political party as you (which is funny by itself)

Nah, just seeing if you can take what you can dish out. And like all bullies, you're a big lanekiffin.gifing nancy when the tables are turned

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so in other words, you and all the people that high fived you are just self righteous assholes who are faking indignation because the people who are being made fun of are in the same political party as you (which is funny by itself)

Hopefully I was comig off as self righteous. I can certainly appreciate a good racist joke... But I usually look for two things:

1.) that the joke is actually funny

2.) that the people telling it aren't really racist

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This thread still isn't as racist as the thread title "KFC bucket $27 on black market."

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